Macaulay Culkin’s Break Dance Competition

Our contacts in Vienna have reported a Josh sighting earlier this week.  He was spotted at an underground break dancing competition hosted by Macaulay Culkin.  Witnesses tell us that Josh demanded to be entered into the competition after showing up mid show under the influence of a local sausage-based stimulant and no invitation.  He was detained and released at the Czech border by Austrian officials who would neither confirm nor deny they were bribed with lifetime supplies of our Tibetan Teriyaki jerky.

The good news is that Josh was not formally charged.  The bad news is that he seems to be a desperate man at this point.  If you see him, do not approach him, please just contact us.  We believe this quest has driven him mad and we aren’t sure what he might do next.

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