In a troubling development, we received a threatening letter at the Five Finger Jerky Headquarters. Addressed to the “Five Finger Intruders”(ha), we are being instructed to cease our search for the forgotten spice. The troubling part of this letter from Tokyo was that it was signed by a high ranking member of the Yamaguchi-gumi crime family. Ever heard of the Yakuza? Yeah, those guys. They are threatening to “cut off all five fingers of the hand that attempts to enter the sacred temple (we thought that was kinda funny).” What does this mean? Josh, what have you done?
We don’t have time for this sort of distraction, especially not with our new flavor (Ghost Pepper Apocalypse) coming so soon.