Exciting news! Josh has been spotted. The producer of a Romanian reality show, Romania’s Got Talent, contacted us and told us that Josh was identified after auditioning as part of a cirque du soleil style act. I won’t bore you with the details but it involved pyrotechnics, a donkey, and a bag of scuba masks.
We aren’t sure if this is related to his search for the forgotten spice or just a silly distraction on his way to a lead. What we do know is that he is using elaborate disguises to conceal his identity. Apparently he was posing as a 90-year-old Chinese man under the assumed name Dong Lo. After being identified, he fled the scene on a unicycle and has not been spotted since. So his quest continues. God speed Josh, god speed.