While business is good and our jerky is as delicious as ever, we miss Josh. We often wonder if he is making any progress on his quest. As well intentioned as he may be, we worry that this has become an unhealthy obsession. Like that time he started hoarding survival gear because he became convinced of an impending zombie apocalypse. Or the time he vowed to be the first person to climb Everest barefoot. He lost three toes before leaving base camp! We all remember his obsession with life sized origami house building.
Josh, if you’re reading this, please come home before you get yourself hurt. We don’t really need this forgotten spice. People love our jerky just the way it is. We will wait for you Josh.. we will wait.