Another week and we haven’t heard from Josh. His pet spider monkey Dre turned 12 today and he couldn’t even be bothered to call and wish the little guy happy birthday. The birthday party just wasn’t the same without Josh this year. Dre enjoyed the bounce house and pony rides. A few high level jerky cooks had too much to drink, had a disagreement about 90’s grunge trivia, and decided that Indian leg wrestling was the only way to settle it. The usual. But it just wasn’t the same without Josh.
As a side note: Never give a spider monkey frosting. Apparently it doesn’t sit well in their tiny little tummies. Josh is going to freak when he sees what happened to his Persian rug.